A message from a friend said it all when I told him Tyson
Fury got a unanimous decision against former champion Vladimir Klitschko in
Germany. Whaaaaaa? I didn’t see the fight until later and then I’d
caught only the last six rounds. Lucky
me. The fight seemed to be one of the ugliest
I’ve ever seen and, while I always respect the combatants in this most
difficult of sports, Klitchscho seems to have jumped the shark, gone way past
his sell-by date, and lumbered and clinched his way around the ring as if he
had MMA trainers in his corner.
This is not to say that Tyson Fury looked brilliant, just
that he showed up and punched occasionally. It is said that he had some boxing
skills, and yes, you could see he had something in development. But this time Fury was the bigger guy and it
bodes well for other American heavyweights that Fury couldn’t retire his
opponent inside of the 12 round limit. I’m
glad that Fury got the unanimous decision because you kind of like the guy in
spite of his awkwardness and the UK could use a championship belt in the
Heavyweight division. God save the Queen and all that!
BUT REALLY: The path is
wide open for even a mediocre American heavyweight to take the title from Fury,
who exhibited minimal boxing skills. The
happiest person in the Heavyweight World at this moment has to be Deontay
Wilder who is way better than mediocre and knows how to fight. I hope they get that fight hooked up soon b/c
the division is embarrassing until they get some real talent in it.
It is true Fury had
some speed to his punches, and that was
good thing, for he was parsimonious in delivering them. Or did it only look that way because of the floundering
Klitschko, flapping his arms like an off-balance penguin as he looked for a spot
where he could land a powerful right hand. (Manny Steward RIP) Klitschko still has the powerful and
thudding right hand but he mostly seems to have left it in a past decade. Nor did he have the excitement to win, which
was evident even in the face of his ringside GF beauty Hayden Panettiere. He seemed bored, like an 8th
grader in an extended lecture – OMG! Get me out of here. There was a little
desire in the 11th and 12th rounds from Klitschko but it
was too late.
HERE’S WHAT I HATE: I
hate being the OG telling younger people about the days of real heavyweights
but I’m sorry. Even the worst
heavyweight in the eras of Ali, Frasier, Foremen, Quarry, Ezzard Charles, Floyd
Paterson, Ingmar Johansen, Ernie Shavers, Bob Foster, Jimmy Young, Larry Holmes
(none of this in order and the list could go on forever) Every one of these
smaller heavyweights would have chopped down either of these two amateur imitating
show-ups. I mean, didn’t little guy
cruiserweight boxer U.S.S. Steve Cunningham drop Klitschko in a previous fight?
Corrie Sanders? Bryant? All of the present day.
Want to say, I’m not a Klitschko hater -- I respect what he’s
done outside the ring as well as inside. But it’s Father Time’s time. Your
hearts not in it. Tyson Fury – you need to continue your development as a
boxer. Put things together. Looked like
you were on a training exercise, ducking under your opponent and hiding where
he keeps his deodorant.
Deontay Wilder. Straighten out this mess will you?